Radio Psychedelica

Scream Sandwich:

Two (2) pieces of cheap white (putatively) fortified bread - the sweeter the better. The kind of starch-and-sucrose 'bread' manufactured and sold to hoi polloi.

Two Hundred and Fifty Milliliters (250 ml) Vanilla Flavoured Ice Cream. Don't skimp on the quality here - the better the vanilla the better the result.

Margarine or Butter To Suit.

Toast both slices to a rich golden brown.
Remember that when the bread reaches >310 degrees Fahrenheit the Maillard Reaction begins. Starches and sugars start to caramelize, making the bread harder and sweeter.
Butter the toast with your preferred lubricant. Spread a one centimeter layer of ice cream.
Press down top layer.
Consume.


...dear god, I want another, now.