is a disappointment. Audacious premise, promising opening. A good laboratory** and a lunatic plot.
Its unfortunately spoiled by being:
~Third part of a trilogy, assuming you've seen them all, which I have not;
~Wooden Acting and dialog ...but not wooden enough to be any good;
~An obsession with strapping girls into the Chair of Torment, and then spending more time monologing than tormenting. The Chair of Torment was nowhere near as cool as the Wheel of Torment in Deathstalker IV, and fades in comparison to the finest example in cinema: the Machine from Princess Bride.
" Beautiful isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure
you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. Presently I'm
writing the definitive work on the subject, so I want you to be totally
honest with me on how the machine makes you feel. This being our first
try, I'll use the lowest setting...As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really
that's all this is except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking
life... I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as
high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. So,
let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me.
And remember, this is for posterity so be honest. How do you feel?" -- Count Rugen
This film needed way more than thirty seconds of gogo dancers to rescue it, but I did like the idea of the Book of Monsters.
*Probably should have been called Assignment Terrible.
**European film makers usually get the set details right.
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