"Your 'Right' or my 'Right'"

I've  had these days, although it usually does not require beer to bring one on:

The strip is from the Whiteboard, of course, and is the only webcomic I've read that the mad scientist is

• 1: A talking polar bear, and

• 2: Not the main focus of the story.

I never would have thought that paintball would be a more important plot element than Mad Science, but as Mrs. Cosmopolite would say,  It takes all kinds.