Another taste of the Mandible

Early morning. Pre-caffination. My parieto-temporal and inferior frontal gyrus regions froze trying to read this phrase:

"On the other hand, the idea of attaining the cycle lifting of voltage waveform by bringing into use microcontroller which is of 8051 family can be extremely exact as per the plan engraved in assembly or C language so that the real time average voltage or electric current practiced at the load is fairly lesser than the entire signal if functional to the load."

This is almost poetry.

"On the other hand, the idea,

   of attaining the cycle lifting waveform 

           by bringing into use 

   be extremely exact as per the plan
           so that 

   the real time electric

  practiced at the load 

  is fairly lesser than 

  signal."

Perhaps I have the making of a book of found poetry here. I dredge the Internet for the almost Markov-chain output of humans and then parse and edit according to strict rules.

The work above was created by 'delete-only, but layout freely'.

Other rules might be 'add particles: "the, and. a, or, it, is" ', or 'cut/paste phrase'.

The key is minimal transmogrification, because I'm trying to reveal the natural beauty of these lunatic paragraphs. The title has , of course, already been found: 'Who Defrays the Mandible.'

Coming soon to Lulu.com, and God Have Mercy On Our Souls (because we sure as hell can't stop this train wreck)

Cue a mix of 'U Can't Touch This' and 'Please Don't Stop The Music'

I hope this was machine translated:

"In Department of a criminal investigation department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia, located in Moscow in street Zhitnoj, the safe with operatively-investigatory documents was gone. On the given fact check, and, predictably, is spent guilty will incur corresponding punishment.
Two safes with confidential operatively-investigatory documents of department of a criminal investigation department have thrown out by mistake during carrying out of repair. The safes temporarily exposed in a corridor, stirred to the workers doing repair of a building. They have lowered them in a court yard, and therefrom, having accepted for written off, military men of internal armies who bore unnecessary property from a building, have carried them on item of gathering of scrap metal directly together with classified documents stored them. When documents it were necessary, found out, that boxes are not present. "