Showing posts with label review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label review. Show all posts
This is me, watching Prometheus...
How did Ridley Scott manage to do a worse job ripping off his own work than Roger Corman? Galaxy of Terror is actually more entertaining, and the murder by orgasm while being raped by the Space Slug of the Galactic Id was certainly edgier than forced caesarean porn.
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alien,
bad movies,
prometheus,
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ridley scott
"The Clone Chamber is heating up!"
I just watched 'Scavengers'.
Its junk.
Bad guys named things like 'Jekyll' and 'Black Divert'.
Laser beams that turn into solid rods. Wildly inappropriate emotional reactions to situations; actors acting according to very divergent ideas of the movies tenor and scope. The movie ends on a down note, and without any resolution. message to directors: read your goddamn scripts carefully: if you are too goddamn high or stupid to notice things like a character using the word 'interesting' five goddamn times in twenty goddamn lines, get a high schooler read it for you.
I have never listened to a script that used the term 'protocol' as many times as this film. They should have called this movie 'Protocol'.
"...We have achieved targeting protocol...'
( 'Scavenge' and 'Scavenger' run close seconds.)
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Louise Linton is pleasant on the eyes, but she is just not enough icing to make this cake edible.
Its junk.
Bad guys named things like 'Jekyll' and 'Black Divert'.
Laser beams that turn into solid rods. Wildly inappropriate emotional reactions to situations; actors acting according to very divergent ideas of the movies tenor and scope. The movie ends on a down note, and without any resolution. message to directors: read your goddamn scripts carefully: if you are too goddamn high or stupid to notice things like a character using the word 'interesting' five goddamn times in twenty goddamn lines, get a high schooler read it for you.
I have never listened to a script that used the term 'protocol' as many times as this film. They should have called this movie 'Protocol'.
"...We have achieved targeting protocol...'
( 'Scavenge' and 'Scavenger' run close seconds.)
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Louise Linton is pleasant on the eyes, but she is just not enough icing to make this cake edible.
Labels:
bad movies,
Louise Linton,
protocol,
review,
Scavengers
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