'Rod Logic' - I feel like I've accidentally wandered into some sort of Bloom County LARP

My hobby is to set up Google Alerts with really obscure requests. Unfortunately, this means I get really obscure alerts.
I'm not knocking Google Alerts - its a great idea, its just that I'm standing in one of the shallow parts of the Internet, hoping for a change of tide. Or at least a ripple.
'Rod logic' seemed safe until Dennis Rodman's recent antics.
Maybe its time to switch to something with the term 'mandible'...

I certainly can't be learning any less.